What stock broker am I? I am the snake: The only thing that matters in this world is my pocket. I'm a smooth talker and my advice sounds good but really I am getting paid from the companies I recommend. Sucker. What stock broker am I?

What magazine am I? I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement. What magazine am I?

My Favorite Female Part Is: The Face: Sweet and angelic... except when she yells at me... Find out your favorite female body part!

I'm Nick Burns!

Take the Jimmy Fallon recurring SNL character quiz here.

created by stomps.

look it's grant's website

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Just saying goodbye to all of you guys. I leave Tuesday morning for Richmond. Bye... =(

(and this counts adam too, even though he kills babies)

"I usually just lie there during anal sex"

Well, as time goes on we eventually shall always arive at another visit of Grant being dumped. At least it is somehow less painful this time, maybe its because I've barely seen Melissa for the past 5 or so weeks. Maybe its because I knew that it was inevitable after the conversation we had 5 weeks ago. *sighs* I think that I'm going to lie around in self-pity for a while then go to bed. Its odd though. Its almost like I'm replaying conversations that I had with Lauren way back when. Oh well, I don't want to think about that either. Maybe I should give up on relationships for a while. I know I said that last time, but this time, I think I may do that. There is no one around now in whom I really am interested. I donno. This sucks. People suck. Most importantly women suck as they will always blame you and always break your heart. I think what I really fear is being alone.


I really like(d?) Melissa. I hope that she doesn't think ill of me after we break up. If so, I guess that can't be helped. I think I'm going to go to my room now and lie down. I don't really want to do anything else

Well, I finally beat Arc the Lad 2. I'm starting on Arc the Lad 3. Ok bye.

Your first name of Grant creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others. You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others. You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead just to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities. In your personal relations with others, you are inclined to be rather serious, and not to see the humour others see, or to respond spontaneously. Your positive manner and outlook can make others feel that you are imposing your will on them and even interfering in their affairs. Weaknesses in your health caused by the influence of this name centre in the head. Head colds, sinus conditions, hay-fever, and weak eyes are relative conditions. Also, your tendency to worry can lead to insomnia and other overwrought conditions.